Vitals Vault Biological Age Calculator
“Take a free biological age test using the clinically validated Phenotypic Age (Levine) formula and explore the biomarkers that drive longevity.”
“Take a free biological age test using the clinically validated Phenotypic Age (Levine) formula and explore the biomarkers that drive longevity.”
“When you order blood work through your doctor, your results are filtered through insurance billing codes, which limits what gets tested to what’s “medically necessary.” Most standard physicals include only 14–20 biomarkers — a basic CBC, metabolic panel, and lipid panel.”
“Hospital and clinic pricing is built around insurance reimbursement models, facility overhead, and intermediary billing layers — none of which benefit the patient paying out of pocket. Vitals Vault operates as a direct-to-consumer platform, negotiating wholesale access to Quest Diagnostics labs and eliminating the physician referral markup.”
“A standard annual physical typically includes a basic metabolic panel (glucose, kidney function, electrolytes), CBC (complete blood count), and a standard lipid panel (total cholesterol, HDL, LDL, triglycerides) — roughly 14–20 individual values.”
“Yes. Vitals Vault is powered by Quest Diagnostics, one of the two largest clinical laboratory networks in the United States.”
“Vitals Vault is HSA/FSA eligible, making it an ideal use of health savings dollars before they expire at year-end. Comprehensive blood testing panels qualify as preventive care under IRS guidelines for HSA/FSA spending.”
“Accounts are created when you order a panel. Choose Essential ($99), Advanced ($199), Max ($399), or a custom panel at checkout, pay once (HSA/FSA eligible), then open the magic-link email to create your account.”
“A free account option is not publicly available at this time. Vitals Vault plans are one-time purchases starting at $99 (Essential). There is no subscription and no public free trial. Accounts are created as part of ordering a panel at checkout.”
“Your annual physical checks about 15 things and asks one question: "Are you currently dying?" We test up to 160+ biomarkers and ask a different one: "Are you actually healthy?"”
“If you've ever thought "I feel off but my doctor says I'm fine," you're exactly who we built this for.”
“No. This is not a gym membership. You pay once, get your full panel, receive your 90-page report, and keep access forever. No auto-renewal, no surprise charges. Function Health charges $365/yr with auto-renewal. InsideTracker requires $149/yr. Superpower charges $199/yr. We will never auto-charge you.”
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